Decibel Team Top Tens: Lizzy Wilkinson’s Top Ten Terrible Song Titles

1. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You – Mel Tillis (at least he said it politely)

2. Fanny (Be Tender With My Love) – Bee Gees

3. Get Balsamic Vinegar… Quick You Fool – Snow Patrol

4. They are night zombies!! They are neighbors!! They have come back from the dead!! Ahhhh – Sufjan Stevens

5. I Lost Freida on the Freeway – Homer & Jethro

6. Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love) – Willie Lomax Blues Revue

7. Kill The Children, Save The Food – GG Allin

8. I used to have a best friend (but then he gave me an STD) – Asking Alexandria

9. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger – Chuck Mead

‎10. Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis – Sonic Youth

Lizzy Wilkinson

@impatienstyle

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