1. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You – Mel Tillis (at least he said it politely)
2. Fanny (Be Tender With My Love) – Bee Gees
3. Get Balsamic Vinegar… Quick You Fool – Snow Patrol
4. They are night zombies!! They are neighbors!! They have come back from the dead!! Ahhhh – Sufjan Stevens
5. I Lost Freida on the Freeway – Homer & Jethro
6. Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love) – Willie Lomax Blues Revue
7. Kill The Children, Save The Food – GG Allin
8. I used to have a best friend (but then he gave me an STD) – Asking Alexandria
9. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger – Chuck Mead
10. Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis – Sonic Youth
Lizzy Wilkinson
@impatienstyle